A Shooting Star Streaks and Crashes

Political boy wonder Madison Cawthorn, who won election

to the House of Representatives in a North Carolina congres-

sional district defeating a Trump-backed candidate in the

Republican primary and a Democrat opponent in the general 

election, had a meteoric rise and a swifter fall. After announcing

that he hoped his youth and empathy would bring a new 

perspective to the GOP, Cawthorn then enmeshed himself in 

the most controversial and ludicrous groups and causes.

The 26-year-old Cawthorn picked the most inflammatory

position in many a debate before Congress. He utilized his office

as an engine for self-promotion. He made wildly bizarre claims 

that many of his colleagues were taking part in drug-fueled 

orgies (!). Both Washington and his home district are aghast

his words and his behavior. Maybe he should form a club with

fellow GOP in-House wackadoo Rep. Marjorie Taylor-Greene

--- no, scratch that! I don't want to give those two any ideas!

As a result, Cawthorn's re-election chances are slim and none,

and your mindful Peasant learned that slim recently left town.

The only thing that this misguided young man should be running

for, if anything, is the border!

MEM