A friend and avid follower of The Peasant sent these
howlingly funny jokes by Tonight Show host Jay Leno
aimed at President Obama on Leno's show.
I am sharing them here for your enjoyment, my grand
readers, for a light-hearted offering. Enjoy!
" I was going to start off tonight with an Obama joke,
but I don't want to get audited by the IRS."
On NSA surveillance: "We wanted a president who
listens to all Americans -- now we have one."
On a new IRS commissioner: "He's called 'acting
commissioner' because he has to act like the scandal
doesn't involve the White House."
On closing the Guantanamo prison for terrorists:
"If he really wants to close it, turn it into a
government-funded solar power company. The doors
will be shut in a month."
Considering the Benghazi, Associated Press, and IRS
scandals: "Remember in the old days when President
Obama's biggest embarrassment was Joe Biden?"
On Obama saying he didn't know about the IRS scandal:
"He was too busy not knowing anything about Benghazi
to not know anything about the IRS."
"The White House has a new slogan about Benghazi:
Hope and change the subject."
"It's casual Friday, which means that at the White House,
they're casually going through everybody's phone calls
"It's not looking good for President Obama. Today his
teleprompter took the fifth."
"Fox News has changed its slogan from 'Fair and Balanced'
to 'See, I told you so!' "
"These White House scandals are not going away anytime
soon. People in Kenya are now saying he's 100 percent
American. That's how bad it's gotten."
On Obama's commencement address: "He told the young
graduates their future is bright unless, of course, they
On a Chicago man who set a record for riding a Ferris
wheel: "The only other way to go around and around in
a circle that many times is to read the official report on
On White House claims of ignorance on the scandals:
"They took 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' out of the Pentagon
and moved it into the White House."
Jay Leno is one of your favorite Peasant's favorite
comedians of all time, and President Obama is a
veritable gift of humor that keeps on giving! What
a fantastic comical combination!