You Can't Make This Up!

Your constantly page-turning Peasant found this story 

in the latest edition of National Review; the organizers

of the Women's March (remember that?) tweeted a 

most remarkable tweet recently. Here's some excerpts 

from it:

"We apologize deeply for the email that was sent today.

$14.92 was our average donation amount this week.

... It was an oversight on our part not to make the connection

to a year of colonization, conquest, and genocide for 

Indigenous people, especially before Thanksgiving,"

and simply went on from there in a flurry of wokeness

and politically correct piety. A true exercise in left-wing

self-flagellation. Never mind that the Women's March(ers)

are not at all responsible for what Christopher Columbus

and his followers did or may have done, such self-inflicted

punishment must be carried out in order to purge and cleanse 

these marching ladies and their supporters of unwoke 

residue which may have resulted from this financial

revelation! 

And we, and the rest of the normal people in our land, 

fall down and dissolve in gales of laughter, clutching 

our midsections. 

MEM