This just in:
Osama bin Laden, leader of terrorist group Al Qaieda,
mastermind of the 9/11 attack on our country in 2001
which resulted in the deaths of over 3,000 Americans,
the destruction of the World Trade Center in New York,
and severe damage to the Pentagon, and a symbol and
an inspiration to bloodthirsty Islamic radicals the world
over, was killed in a brief firefight in Pakistan by a team
of U.S. Navy SEALS. Holled up in a compound, bin
Laden was given the opportunity to surrender but refused.
In the ensuing fight bin Laden took a bullet in the head.
After evading American military forces and intelligence
for nearly ten years following 9/11, we finally caught up
with the evil slime! After giving the monster his much
deserved punishment for murdering our fellow Americans
on that fateful September day, a DNA test confirmed that
the body with the cranial bullet hole was indeed that of
bin Laden. His body was taken into custody by U.S.
forces and was buried at sea in an undisclosed area,
rather than buried on land. This was done to ensure
that his rabid followers would not be able to make
his resting place a shrine, thereby depriving them of
a rallying point of any sort. Although Al Qaieda is
still in operation it is missing its driving force, and is
now scrambling to find a new head honcho. The war
against terrorism is not over, but an important objective
has been achieved thanks to our military and the CIA,
with the Navy SEALS being the group to make it happen!
Come join your grateful Peasant in giving three cheers to
the SEALS, our navy's special forces! As the SEALS
say to our enemies: Mess with the best, die like the rest!
Let us also give thanks to all our people in uniform and
our intelligence folks for their relentless pursuit of one of
the deadliest individuals ever to darken our world, and
showing all who despise us that there is a terrible price
to pay for harming an American citizen, especially on
our home turf. And we, the American people, have
more than sufficient backbone, resolve, and patience
to levy that price!
It is a great day for America, and for the world! Both
are now safer for this turn of events. Good riddance
to evil rubbish!!